Detroit Rick City
They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult acne. But if baseball really is a game of inches, the Tigers are...
View Article2014 Nationals Fantasy Baseball Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their...
View ArticleDe Aza is de Answer to Your Fantasy Woes
Baltimore's shiny new outfielder, Alejandro de Aza, was 4-for-9 with two triples and 2 RBI in yesterday's double header. Welcome to Plaza de Aza, where we help win fantasy baseball leagues for you....
View ArticleTwo-Start Pitchers, Week 4: American Gladiators
In a time long ago, when men were men and athletes freely used performance enhancing drugs to little or no consequences, there was a gameshow. A show that celebrated such athletes both male and female,...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: Hannibal Eats Us Alive
Through the first month of the first year of our new dynasty league here at Razzball, team Hannibal Montana (owned by commenter Csifu) has jumped out to an early lead. Thanks in part to a ridiculously...
View ArticleDraftKings: Happy Harvey Day!
The stars sure do look pretty when they align. Our good friends the Phillies just happen to be very bad against right handed pitching (along with many, many other things). They strikeout a lot, don't...
View ArticleLogan’s (Home) Run
Logan Morrison performed some late night heroics yesterday as he went 2-for-5 with two RBI including a walk off home run off Dan Otero in the 11th inning to beat the A's. LoMo now has three home runs...
View ArticleDraftKings: If It’s Wong, I Want To Be Right
If I was drafting a season-long fantasy baseball team today, I would target Kolten Wong very early. I remember before the start of the 2014 season, a major media outlet had a debate as to who the best...
View ArticleJoe Ross Like a Boss
Joe Ross was spectacular again Friday night, pitching 7.1 innings, allowing just six hits, one walk, one earned run and striking out 11 Pirates. He grabbed his second win after coming off an 8.0 IP, 2...
View ArticleTwo Start Pitchers, Week 21: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Post
They're the world's most fearsome fighting team, they're heroes in the half shell and they're green. When the Evil Shredder attacks these turtle boys don't.... Oops sorry I got lost for a minute in...
View Article12 Team, Mixed League, Slow Draft Recap — This Thing Has More Rounds Than The...
Scout and Razzball teamed up to bring you 12-team mixed league slow drafts, and, when I say slow, I mean that I've seen paint dry faster and with more upside. It's exactly like our 12-team, mixed...
View ArticleThe Starter The Berrios, The Sweeter The Juice
"Hi, I work in the front office for the Twins and I'm ordering lunch. I was wondering what you have that's old that you can give us a discount on. Can you eat old pork? Hmm, let's try it with extra...
View ArticleDraftKings: Mediocre Monday…. Or Is It?
I usually look forward to Monday’s during the Fantasy Baseball season, but today’s starting pitching has me a little down. Certainly, if you take a quick glance, things don’t seem so bad as Johnny...
View ArticleWhen SAGNOF Hits Your Buy, That’s Villar, Ay?
Hold the Internet presses (which is just posting a silly video; that makes the internet stop)! Jonathan Villar isn't owned in more than 50% of leagues? That feels like a personal slight against my...
View ArticleThe Dark Knightmare
Yesterday, Matt Harvey (5 IP, 5 ER, ERA up to 6.08) briefly held the honor of having the worst ERA of any National League starter at 6.08, which means Harvey is the only one happy with Shelby Miller...
View ArticleDraftKings: Nate Dogg and Tanner Roark Bout’ To Regulate
Regulators Mount Up! Or if you're recovering from last two nights like I am, grab a Gatorade, a couple Tylenol, finish watching the second season of Bloodline and post all the spoilers so Grey flips...
View ArticleHarvey Finally Shows The Other Face
You flip through your cassette singles. You pop in James Ingram's Just Once cassette single, but decide that's better to play right after taking the love of your life for an abortion. You then pop in...
View Article‘Breaking Wind’ Shields Blows To Chicago
James Shields was traded to the White Sox for Erik Johnson and Fernando Tatis Jr. I remember well his father, Fernando Tatis Jr. (yes, they are both juniors; not at all confusing). I remember Tatis...
View ArticleTop 100 Starters for 2017 Fantasy Baseball
With these top 100 starters for 2017 fantasy baseball, I've finished our (my) 2017 fantasy baseball rankings for positions. Still coming will be a top 100 overall and top 500 to see how all the...
View ArticleRCL Draft: What’s That Odor? Rougned!
I'm trying an experiment. I'm writing this opening lede before the actual draft. I wish there was some way to timestamp this, but you'll have to take my word for it. *cracks knuckles* Here we go!...
View ArticleSeverino Brown, The Ca$H Money Brothers……And The Top 100 Pitchers
We all have fears, no matter who you are, no matter what you've been through, you're scared of something. It might be clowns, maybe it's spiders, perhaps it's being strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange...
View ArticleA Karnival of Curves……. And The Top 100 Pitchers
Is there anything better than baseball on a rainy Saturday afternoon? You can't do any yard work, you know, because it's pouring, so you settle into your favorite chair, crack a beer, and you're...
View ArticleCharlie Morton The Salt Bae…….And The Top 100 Pitchers
Has there been any "sleeper" more hyped this season than Charlie Morton? It seems like we're constantly being reminded of the spike in velocity, the swing and miss stuff, the combination of swinging...
View ArticleTop 100 Starters for 2018 Fantasy Baseball
? With these top 100 starters for 2018 fantasy baseball, I’ve finished our (my) 2018 fantasy baseball rankings for positions. Still coming will be a top 100 overall and top 500 to see how all the...
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